Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee: What It Means for Your Eulogy
When you are planning a service, the last thing you need is to worry about whether you will like what you get. Grief already takes enough. You want to know that the words you hear at the service will sound right, and that you are not taking a risk on something this important.
That is the idea behind our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Here is what it means in plain terms, and how it works for your family from the first question to the final draft.
What the Guarantee Says
Your eulogy is written before you pay. You read it, you talk it through with us, and you can ask for changes. Payment is due only after you are satisfied. There is no upfront payment and no credit card needed to begin.
In other words, you do not have to trust us on faith. You get to see the work first and decide for yourself.
Why Write the Eulogy Before You Pay
A eulogy is deeply personal. It is hard to judge from a description, a sample or a promise. The only way to know if it is right is to read the real thing, written about your person, in a voice that sounds like your family.
Putting the writing first takes the pressure off. You are not committing money to an unknown result. You are simply starting, and you can decide once you have something real in your hands.
How Satisfaction Is Built Into the Process
The guarantee is not a single moment at the end. It runs through every step.
First, you fill out a questionnaire about your loved one's life, personality, interests and accomplishments. That gives the writer real material, so the eulogy is about your person and not a general idea of one.
Second, the eulogy is written within hours, so you can see it early and have time to react. Third, you review it on a call, where you can ask for changes. A warmer opening, a different story, a gentler closing. You say what you want and the eulogy is adjusted.
What Satisfied Really Means
Satisfied is your call, not ours. If the eulogy sounds like the person you loved and feels right to read aloud, that is satisfaction. If something is off, you say so, and the review is the place to make it right.
A good eulogy should leave you feeling that you could stand up and say it with a steady heart. That is the standard we aim for, and it is yours to judge.
Some families read the eulogy aloud once on their own before the call, just to hear how it sounds in their own voice. That is a good habit. If a sentence feels awkward in your mouth, mention it on the call and it can be reshaped until it feels natural to say.
A Guarantee That Fits a Hard Week
Most families who need a eulogy are juggling a great deal at once. Arrangements, relatives, paperwork and sleepless nights. A guarantee only helps if it is simple, so ours is simple. Read it first. Pay only when you are happy with it.
That means one less decision to agonize over, and one less thing to carry while you take care of everything else.
Every Eulogy Is Written for One Person
The guarantee goes hand in hand with how we write. Every eulogy is personalized, written for that one person and never reused or copied from a template. Your loved one gets words made for them, and you get the chance to confirm they are right before you pay.
Starting Is Easy
If you are still unsure, that is completely understandable. You can begin with the questionnaire and see where it leads, with nothing owed until you are satisfied.
If you would like to talk with someone first, call our office toll free at 1-800-819-5466. We are open 9:00 am to 9:00 pm Eastern.
Read it first, then decide. Start your eulogy today at iwriteeulogies.com.
